09 August 2009

Sunday Contest: Caption That Stupid Picture, Fifth Edition

Come to me my pretty, and your little dog Toto, too…

Well, a pretty good turnout for the 4th Edition of the Caption That Stupid Picture Contest! I have to say this was a toughie. Some good funny stuff. I had some belly laughs with this set! However, in any contest a winner must be chosen. So here goes, the winning entry from Douglas at Boomer Musings:

"Now, after planting the ginger snaps and marking the row, carefully water them..."

I don’t know why, but I kept coming back to it and giggling like a giddy schoolgirl*. That, and Douglas even said in his comment “Here’s the winning entry…”

So a big round of digital applause, raise a glass and give a hearty “Woot!” to the winner and to everyone who commented:

Rawan at It’s All Good
Joanie at Joanie’s Random Ramblings
Beth at What I Should Have Said
The King at King Of New York Hacks (I’m out of Spam, bro!)
Ron at Clark Kent’s Lunchbox (He’s an author!)
Mike at Rambling Thoughts
Pseudo at Pseudonymous High School Teacher
only a movie at Only A Movie
flutter at Flutter Dark & Divine (see the photos)
IB at Idiot’s Stew (go.read.dig it.)
Jeanne at The Raisin Chronicles

Thanks so much, one and all! Now sharpen your….whatever it is that you sharpen when you get ready to use your noggin, because here comes the Stupid Photo Contest, 5th Edition:

I have faith in you, my lovelies. Make me proud! Mostly, make me (us**) laugh!

*Not that I know what that’s like, really. I mean, I’ve never wanted to be a giddy schoolgirl. At least not since I got rid of the saddle oxfords and plaid skirt. Damn, I had the legs for it, too…
**I don’t mean that in the royal ‘us’ sense. I mean, ‘us’ in the sense of ‘you and I’. And ‘you’ meaning all of those I am blessed enough as to have as visitors to my humble blog.


  1. I think I need to burb. That elf didn't go down so well.

  2. "Rudolph, you know I'll never be happy until I get into to dental school."

  3. "Yeah, yeah - Merry F***in' Christmas, alright? Can I go now?"

  4. I think Pseudo nailed this one! :)

  5. Christmas Cat disapproves of these accommodations

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  7. "Thanks for the elf, Fat Boy. What else ya got in the bag?"

  8. You took my balls and my soul, now this? I give up.

  9. What do I look like, Kris-fucking-Kringle?

    (Courtesy entry -- I'm voting for Pseudo.)

  10. Just wanted to say Woot! and hope you have no trouble cashing the check [wink, wink, nudge, nudge]

  11. If you don't take this damn hat off me, I'll leave a present in your shoes. F#@ker

  12. I iz in yo christmas hat, plottin' to steal yo prezents.

  13. Whatchulookinat? The pattern on this couch would make Martha Stewart freakin' cross her eyes, too!

  14. Santa was not amused. What started as a harmless experiment with a toy wand from a wizard gift set had turned into the biggest mistake he had ever made.


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