23 April 2010

An Answer Not To Be Found In The Magic 8-Ball

Do cows get bored?

18 comments:

  1. Check out "Cows with guns" by Dana Lyons, on some music site. There may be more going on than you think!!!
    :)

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  2. No. Haven't you seen the Far Side cartoon which is factual, I believe, and shows that the cows only moo and eat grass when humans are watching. The rest of the time they strut about on their hind legs, play cards and gamble online.

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  3. No... because when you aren't around watching them, they are laughing and telling jokes and generally being silly cut-ups .
    I hear some of them even go shopping in malls..
    Chau~ C

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  4. Hmmm. I like Mo's answer. However, I'm slightly upset because we have a friend who is visiting India right now and refuses to go Sacred Cow Tipping. They wouldn't be bored then...

    JanfromtheSushiBar

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  5. They get udderly bored...




    ...I'm so sorry.

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  6. Unless they're chasing ducks...yah, they get bored.

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  7. From what I understand, they're real cud ups.
    Eh? CUD?
    Tough room.

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  8. I am so not clever enough to join in the fray, but the replies are making me laugh.

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  9. Have you seen the average size of there shits?!

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  10. I hope they're not bored... They have a lot at steak here...

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  11. Looks like all the bad cow jokes have been taken.

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  12. I live in Argentina, home of the Sacred Beef Steak Cow.

    One thing I have noticed in my From A Distance observations is that Cows have a Zen thing about them that must be very pleasant... if you have to be around cows much.
    They don't get all jittery or talk a lot and unlike my Pup, they just stand there placidly and chew.
    Sort of like that dumb girl that asked my husband for a job once.
    Anyway - that was another kind of cow ....

    Can't ride a cow though... they have bony back bones. :)

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  13. Cows are actually composed of bored. It's one of those high number elements you don't spend much time on in high school chem.

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  14. True .. mostly bored but a little frisky and content is added in small amounts.

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  15. No, because if they start to get bored, they just go Mini Cooper tipping. :0)

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  16. I don't think so because they are always ruminating on something.

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