"Daddy..."
Did the heat come on?
"Dad-dee..."
Smells like hot dust or something. Hmm.
"DAD-DEEE!"
"What, sweetie, I'm almost done reading the story."
"Where's my Belle doll?"
"I don't know, what did you do with her?"
(small voice) "I dunno."
"Well, we'll look for her tomorrow. G'night, sweet pea."
(goes to turn out bedside lamp) "AIIIGGGGHHH!"
LIGHT BULB 1, PLASTIC BELLE FIGURINE 0
The black-brown oval in the center? That used to be little rubber feet. Fortunately, the rest scraped off the light bulb pretty easily. No one was injured, no open flames. But, man, it stank.
