17 June 2009

Warning: Unauthorized Use Of The Word "Wiener"

Okay, class, you've read the title. Now, discuss!

21 comments:

Douglas said...

If you offered a prize of a Beemer,
For prose that was so much keener,
You would get a lot
of poems that were hot
And written in praise of the weiner.

Jeanne said...

Hot dog! Just the kind of frank discussion I love!

IB said...

I always wanted a Dachshund just so I could name him, "Wiener von Schnitzel"

Bobby G said...

Oh Wiener, havent heard it since like 9th grade...

Beth said...

I kissed my weiner this morning. You know, my weiner dog.

She loves me. What can I say?

f8hasit said...

When I was 14 I went skiing with my family in Michigan. I went to the counter to get some hot chocolate and flirt with some cute boy standing there as well from my school. My mother always packed food, but we were allowed to splurge on that hot chocolate that comes from the machine. Just then my mother shouts across the lounge area, "Nancy, come get your weiner!"

I was horrified.
And obviously still scarred from the experience.
:-)

Mama Dawg said...

My best friend growing up had a weiner.......dog.

Chef E said...

...tell me have you seen her...

Actually, in the PNW we ran across a driver who parked next to us and his license plate was 'Weiner'. We looked, walked on, then laughed, because he was tall, long, and bald...

Mrs. C. said...

We had the Oscar Mayer "weinermobile" come to our town 2 years ago looking for people to sing the hot dog and bologna jingles. I walked out of the hardware store with the kids and THERE in front of us was the big hot dog! I blurted out "Hey, look at the big weiner!" Jones immediately looked down at his pants.

a mouthy irish woman? ridiculous! said...

nice :)

BlueEyedWonder said...

My daughter has a weiner dog...name of Ike.

but when I think of weiner...I think of...LOL...

hot dogs!!!!!!

Now, what did you think I thought??? Shame!!!!

Just keep it comin' IG!

Not The Rockefellers said...

Weiner, Weeney, Rene...yeah, they rhyme...
My personal hell.

Peace - Rene

Jan said...

Oh, I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Meyer Weiner,
That is what I never want to beeeeeeeee.
For if I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner,
Everyone would take a bite of me.

I'm a rebel. Hot dog.

Jan said...

Of course, I could be wrong...especially since I spelled it wrong.

Ahem.

Irish Gumbo said...

Thank you, my lovelies! These comments helped make my day :)

KMcJoseph said...

A coworker of mine has the last name Wiener. She tells everyone that it is pronounced Veener.

I don't believe her.

♥ Braja said...

all too American for me...no one I know has ever used that word...

Pamela said...

Is that all you ever think about?

Fragrant Liar said...

Honey, there can never be an unauthorized usage of the word weiner. It's the kind of word that is welcomed everywhere, kind of like Visa.

gaelikaa said...

What the......

Melanie D said...

ok I have a sick mind, I couldn't stop laughing when my mother in law kept saying "It's not funny, he did choke on a wiener" then she kept asking why I thought it was funny which made me laugh harder!!

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