03 March 2010

In The Land of Goofball Squirrels

Cool title, yes?

I have no idea what it means, but herewith is my subject du jour: cause and effect. This concept is causing me some head pain. Not because I don't understand it. I understand it all to well. No, the head pain comes from my daughter not quite understanding it.

I know, I know...she's in kindergarten, so some slack shall be cut. Still, there are times when not really connecting the dots makes me want to tear my hair out, or run around in circles. I think this is because I have spent more time in the country of CauseandEffectistan than I have spent out of it. A common side effect of being an "adult", more's the pity.

The anxiety arises because I understand it, and I am accustomed to those around me understanding it. This is a wonderful thing, because it means I do not have to spend any time explaining things. Well, most of the time I don't, can't say it has never happened. Simple things, like a gas flame is hot, ice is slippery and water is wet. I am just not used to having to spell these concepts out.

I was reminded of this principle recently on a foray to a local park. A park that is still mostly under a very thick layer of snow, and was undergoing a rapid melt under the effects of a run of above freezing temperatures. To wit:

"Look, daddy, the snow's melting!"
"Yes, it is, sweet pea."
"Look, daddy, I'm walking in the mud!" That bit was said with great enthusiasm and a grin.
"I see, sweetie. Your boots will get muddy." A minute passes.

"AIIIIEEE! DADDY! THERE'S MUD ON MY BOOOOTS! AIIIEEE!"

Yes, dear. I'll alert the media.

9 comments:

  1. "AIIIIEEE! DADDY! THERE'S MUD ON THE CARPET! AIIIEEE!"

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  2. Sounds just like many of the kids at my school. So, she is normal.

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  3. Ah, yes. Little girls.

    I hate to break it to you, but it will get much worse before it gets...oh, who am I kidding. It just gets worse.

    JanfromtheSushiBar

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  4. thank heaven for little girls...

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  5. Ah to live in the moment… I think that's what she's doing so well.

    AIIIIEEE… that reminds me of the car commercial that played about 10 years ago with some Cajun guy saying that a few times throughout. Never knew your daughter was Cajun.

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  6. Make sure the media take photos. Wonderful moments are best remembered when a fella comes along.

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  7. Oh, just wait until she makes the connections that you just cannot grasp... or maybe don't want to.

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  8. AIIEEE, I see drama in your future! Because I am past the young daughter drama, I can see the absolute sweetness of this.
    You, too, shall laugh again! :)

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  9. Cause and effect can be interpreted through bad statistics and skewing of data. Really determining cause and effect is a difficult thing. Your daughter sounds to be a cool kid. Treasure the moments.

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